В моей голове нет тараканов. Их давно сожрали другие, куда более крупные и опасные твари. (с)
Ну хорошо.
Начну с того что 2 экзамена сданы. Языкознание еще в декабре и теперь французский. Есть шанс на стипендию. Даже на 4-5.
К французскому я, к своему позору, практически не готовилась. Просто колоссальная удача. Второй раз готовлюсь к экзамену по французскому часов 6 и получаю 5. Не к добру!!! Так можно и совсем расслабиться.
20 предстоит еще экзамен по английскому. И я опять сижу в интернете!!!! Я совершенно честно полагала что буду сидеть и учить. не получается. Если днем я хотя бы беру в руки учебник, то вечером мне звонит подруга и самым наглым образом утаскивает в бар, прикрываясь тем, что 20 января она уезжает. Это нечестно!!!! Какая уж тут подготовка!
А еще меня очень сильно отвлекает совершенно бесполезное занятие в виде чата на сайте Omegle.com. Ужасно затягивает. Это совершенно анонимный чат, хочешь оставить контакты чрбеседнику - оставляй. Не хочешь - отсоединяйся. В связи с этим там куча детей и извращенцев. Но иногда удается выцепить нормальных людей. По крайней мере круг моих знакомых расширился. Я познакомилась с пятью вполне адекватными людьми из разных стран и даже обменялась с ними почтой. Практика английского, черт побери!))))
Не стоит забывать, что чат совершенно анонимный. А это порождает множество приколов)) Если интересно вот парочка.парочка:
Авторство мое, моей подруги Даши, ее одногруппницы Тани (с английского) и незнакомых мне людей
Stranger: I am from Canadadadada
Stranger: In my igllo.
Stranger: Igloo****
Stranger: Sorry
You: wow
Stranger: Typing is hard with frozen finers.
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: you from?
Stranger: Korea
Stranger: I'm an English teacher here.......from America
Stranger: you?
You: my from turkmenistan
Stranger: wow, what city?
You: ashhabad
Stranger: the capital?
You: it's beautiful sity
Stranger: How old are you?
You: i'm slaveholder. 35 years
Stranger: What's a slaveholder?
You: mmm...
You: i have slave
Stranger: Ok
You: understand?
Stranger: do you have a farm?
Stranger: why do you have a slave?
Stranger: in America we don't have slaves, so I don't understand
You: yes, i have big farm
You: it's business
You: capital
Stranger: What do you have on your farm?
You: slaves and dogs
Stranger: a slave farm? do you raise people there to become slaves?
Stranger: where are your slaves from?
You: no, I use their work, and then them I kill
Stranger: oh
You: my slaves from iran and pakistan
Stranger: you kill them?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ?????
You: it's favourable business!
Stranger: OK.....Mmmmm
Stranger: gotta go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: fuck you american stupid! Allah Akbar!!!!!
Stranger: where ya from
Stranger: FUCK YOU!!!
Stranger: FUCK YOU TERRORIST PRICK!
Stranger: EAT AMERICAN DICK BITCH!
Stranger: SUCK ON THESE RICH ASS NUTS!!
Stranger: I'LL BLOW THIS WHOLE WORLD UP BITCH!!
Stranger: REP MY FUCKIN COUNTRY AND THE STATE OF TEXAS!
Stranger: CANT TOUCH THIS SHIT I'LL STAB YOUR ASS!
Stranger: SEMPER PHI BITCH MARINES TILL I DIE
Stranger: IM A FUCKIN SOLDIER
Stranger: CUT THROAT
Stranger: NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING BITCH ASS TERRORIST!
Stranger: YOUR GOIN TO HELL ANYWAYS MOTHA FUCKA AND ME AND MY SOLDIERS GONNA HELP SEND YOUR ASS THERE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Do you have msn?
You: fuck in russia no msn...no internet... no television
You: only bears
Stranger: .....
Stranger: How are you talking then?
You: i have email a gift from civilization
Stranger: Sure.....
Olga K: You: hi
Stranger: you're a jerk
You: haha
You: u too
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: whats new?
You: news? on TV dear
Stranger: haha ok? whats up then?
You: just d like a funny talk)
You: where u from?
Stranger: canada youself?
You: guess)
You: by my nearly perfect english
Stranger: uh, france?
You: frog-eaters?? nooo
Stranger: haha um, turkey?
You: muslims? fuck, no
Stranger: oh, italy?
You: pasta...i dont like it
Stranger: hmmm...greece?
You: greece a nice country but mine is more... evil
Stranger: america?
You: more evil!
Stranger: omg, is it in europe?
You: kinda))))
You: and kinda nooo
Stranger: wtf??? ummm ireland?
You: is ireland evil?
Stranger: no...
You: then...ok u need a promt
Stranger: yes pleasw
You: it was very evil in the past and now it is still evil though not so much
Stranger: ohh baby
Stranger: has msn
Stranger: ?
You: oooh my dear
You: noo only a book of theoretical grammar
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: haha, reaaly you never talk to guys?
You: im joking) but if i speak the re usually 15...where are men??
Stranger: where are the men? haha i don't know :P
You: they re watching bad films instead of talking with women online. My God. I shall leave internet and visit a bar
You: where u from?
Stranger: AMERICA!
Stranger: USA USA USA!
You: u sound like a patriot. r u?
Stranger: AMERICAN!
Stranger: SMASH!
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 17
Stranger: girl
Stranger: earth
You: 20 man
You: earth too
Stranger: great
You: think so
You: a hot chick?
Stranger: i dunno
You: I feel that in my bones)
Stranger: haha
You: really) I know what I say)
Stranger: ok i got to believe you then
You: yeaahh) Believe me) Are you from USA or where?)
Stranger: no
Stranger: finland
Stranger: you?
You: me- USA
Stranger: ok
You: Finland...the country of deer =) nice
Stranger: haha yeah
You: Do you have one?
Stranger: deer?
You: yeah
Stranger: raindeer?
You: mean that
Stranger: or is it reindeer
Stranger: anyway no
You: are you afraid of them?
Stranger: no
You: Strange you don't have) I heard that some Russians have little bears at home
Stranger: haha i don't think so..
You: really? Never been to Rus)
You: Rus is somewhere near u
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but most people don't own a deer some people just raise them like cows for meat
You: poor deer) they are eaten!
Stranger: yeah
You: you are a little deer-eater, babe
Stranger: haha
deer is good
You: Do you live in Santa's village?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's about 200km away from here
You: are you in the capital?
Stranger: no
You: how is it called Melsink..Shmelsinki
Stranger: Helsinki
You: riight)
You: do u drink tea at 5?
Stranger: Noo
You: but u r an englishman
Stranger: What ure bra size
You: big enough for you)
You: what ur size haha?
Stranger: Size ??
You: yep))
You: not bra of course
Stranger: Funny wat ure size
You: big size)) all men ar watching me in the street
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 23 m us
Stranger: U?
You: 21 f europe
Stranger: Horny?
You: no. virgin
Stranger: whats ur country?
You: r u horny?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: y?
You: im an innocent girl
You: waiting for a husband
Stranger: I wanna be ur husband
Stranger: I wanna bang u
You: u need to ask my father
You: he decides
Stranger: Are U Turkish I heard of this tradditional them
You: noo i'm just a good girl
You: im blond
You: no turkish
Stranger: it doesnt matter where u from Im just curious
You: Finland
Stranger: Cool
You: will u be my husband?
Stranger: y not I love finnish and norway girls
You: everybody love us)
You: and russians also...
Stranger: I dont like so much if the girl arent so much for russian girls
Stranger: also finnish and norway
You: i didnt understand about russian...my english is not so good
Stranger: I mean if they arent so smart
You: we are all smart)
Stranger: it could be
Stranger: It depends
You: are u blond?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: my skin is very white
You: and hair?
Stranger: black
You: u r spanish?
Stranger: like a brunette
Stranger: nope
You: anglo-saxon?
Stranger: nope
You: who are u then))
Stranger: which nation likes sauna with u
You: every nation)
Stranger: I mean we have belongs to ourselves speical sauna
Stranger: like urs!
You: wow i cant guess...not turkish?
Stranger: yeah Turkish Probably ure gonna disconncet But I dont care.
You: but u asked me if im turkish))
Stranger: yeah I asked
Stranger: cus U said my marriage decide my father
Stranger: we have same thing
You: my father says its decent only in that case
Stranger: yea same I know
Stranger: If u wanna marry with a girl u have to ask her daddy
Stranger: thats why I asked uQ!
You: a girl should not meet with boys before wedding also..
You: my father prohibits me
You: i see boys only in films
Stranger: u ve gotta be kidding me
Stranger: ARe u sister ?
You: everybody say so..( im not kidding
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Are u sister in church?
You: but if turkish have the same why does it surprise u
You: no, my father says we need to reconstruct the old Finnish religion
Stranger: I got it
Stranger: listen that
Stranger: think about that
Stranger: i have a sister
Stranger: he can meet a boy with me
Stranger: I mean she has to talk when I am there
You: i understand)
Stranger: little differency
Stranger: but almost same
You: i can also meet boys when im out with my mother or brother
Stranger: yeah same thing
You: but my father doesnt like it when i talk to them
You: he says they all want only sex
Stranger:
Stranger: yeah besides if u re virgin
Stranger: We cant think without sex
Stranger: :P
You: being a virgin at my age is shameful((
Stranger: thats not like that
You: boys say virgins are freaks
Stranger: I respect u
Stranger: nope I dont think so
Stranger: Yea I wanna having sex with u
Stranger: But if u dont wanna do this
Stranger: I dont push u
Stranger: u re free
You: im not experienced
Stranger: about what?
You: about sex...
Stranger: every girl were like u be4 they fucked
You: did u have many girls?
Stranger: Nope I dont like that type pf things
Stranger: I would to be only one girl
You: thats great
Stranger: I guess u like movies
Stranger:
You: i haveno other entertainment
You: and internet)
Stranger: WoW
Stranger: thats kinda harsh
You: ( thats why i want to marry and leave my father
You: i want to live freely
Stranger:
Stranger: I see
Stranger: did u finish ur education?
You: yes...
Stranger: then u can marry
You: no decent men in neighbourhood father says
You: all half-women freaks)
Stranger: :P
Stranger: thats funny
You: thats sad...
Stranger: yea I know but also funny
You: ive had a pen-friend
You: he was russian and very nice
You: but father will never let me marry russian
Stranger: why?
You: we had wars with russians u know...
You: our grandfather was killed
Stranger: yeah right
You: he says they are evil
Stranger: ur father should read more books
You: haha)
Stranger: is this Keith? 15, England? it's really important. Don't say you are if you're not, it's not funny :'(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: is that you thomas?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: boobs
Stranger: 18 m
You: 18 sm??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ik weet net het
You: speak normal language, im a stupid yankee
Stranger: why did you ask me if i spoke dutch then?
You: not dutch (buy new glasses) but DEUTSCH
You: ich lese Mein Kampf jetzt so will ich Deutsch sprechen
You: Soviet Union)) will u be my little communist?
Stranger: russia??
You: Russia 4ever
Stranger: ahah you got a pic?
You: no russians do not have photo cameras
Stranger: ok then bye fuck russia
You: gay
You: u?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 24
You: u?
Stranger: 16
You: have u had gay sex?
Stranger: hai!
You: heil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: are there many colorado bugs in colorado?
Stranger: NO! ^_^ They die in winter. and in spring and summer there aren't many.
You: omg, a lot of them in Estonia. eating our potatoes
Stranger: oh no!
You: yep)
You: all across Europe people damn colorado bugs
You: they think it was america's secrt plan to send bugs to europe
Stranger: asl
You: Strawberry, 20, Granny's garden
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: im male
Stranger: 19
Stranger: from north carolina
Stranger: but...
Stranger: a little horny
You: at 19?? go and make your hometask
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: im strawberry from granny's garden
You: i have wi fi in my seedbed
Stranger: and
Stranger: where is your seed bed
You: in granny's garden
Stranger: wanna go to your seed bed
Stranger: where stay de granny's garden
Stranger: the granny's garden
You: dunno ive never left my seedbed and dunno whats over the fence
Stranger: bitch
You: fucker
You: lalala
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hiiii
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: im going crazy today
You: 21 f
You: u?
You: u r sleeping?
You: afk i see
You: so
You: mmmmm
You: la la laaaa
You: omg
You: disconnect
You: im really crazy
You: cause im still here
You: pffff
You: lucky u r
You: im tired
Stranger: aaahhh!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: heil
Stranger: Hello
You: nice day isnt it?
Stranger: I suppose so
You: let me introduce myself - i'm lord Huntington of Manderley
You: and u?
You: hi
Stranger: heyyy
You: where r u from?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: london you?
You: arkhangelsk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: Im horny
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Fuck off you silly paki
You: hi
Stranger: Heyy
You: ohh
Stranger: Asl?
You: 21 f
Stranger: Can I ask you a question?
You: m?
Stranger: Yea 23 m uk
You: cool
Stranger: Anyway can I ask you something?
You: ask
Stranger: Ok what does it feel like to be fingered?
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Arhh! Terrorist!!!!!!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Don't go for England! Fuck off after America again! Covered in c4
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Arrrrrhhhhhh!!!!! Fffffuuuuuccccckkkk heeeessdd going to blow us all up for some sheep to fuck!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: This might sound strange, but I think I know you Phillip.
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Rarg, blarghfu Moook sliikx.
You: noo that s not funny
Stranger: Blarg?
Stranger: Yip Yok
You: чо умный типа?
Stranger: Sak Sak Sak! Mikitun koolt Iortu mangani
You: учкудук три колодца
Stranger: Kaaanaan
You: дааааа?
Stranger: Maga?
You: Магамага
Stranger: Golski.
Ладно, вышла совсем не "парочка"))))
Начну с того что 2 экзамена сданы. Языкознание еще в декабре и теперь французский. Есть шанс на стипендию. Даже на 4-5.
К французскому я, к своему позору, практически не готовилась. Просто колоссальная удача. Второй раз готовлюсь к экзамену по французскому часов 6 и получаю 5. Не к добру!!! Так можно и совсем расслабиться.
20 предстоит еще экзамен по английскому. И я опять сижу в интернете!!!! Я совершенно честно полагала что буду сидеть и учить. не получается. Если днем я хотя бы беру в руки учебник, то вечером мне звонит подруга и самым наглым образом утаскивает в бар, прикрываясь тем, что 20 января она уезжает. Это нечестно!!!! Какая уж тут подготовка!
А еще меня очень сильно отвлекает совершенно бесполезное занятие в виде чата на сайте Omegle.com. Ужасно затягивает. Это совершенно анонимный чат, хочешь оставить контакты чрбеседнику - оставляй. Не хочешь - отсоединяйся. В связи с этим там куча детей и извращенцев. Но иногда удается выцепить нормальных людей. По крайней мере круг моих знакомых расширился. Я познакомилась с пятью вполне адекватными людьми из разных стран и даже обменялась с ними почтой. Практика английского, черт побери!))))
Не стоит забывать, что чат совершенно анонимный. А это порождает множество приколов)) Если интересно вот парочка.парочка:
Авторство мое, моей подруги Даши, ее одногруппницы Тани (с английского) и незнакомых мне людей
Stranger: I am from Canadadadada
Stranger: In my igllo.
Stranger: Igloo****
Stranger: Sorry
You: wow
Stranger: Typing is hard with frozen finers.
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: you from?
Stranger: Korea
Stranger: I'm an English teacher here.......from America
Stranger: you?
You: my from turkmenistan
Stranger: wow, what city?
You: ashhabad
Stranger: the capital?
You: it's beautiful sity
Stranger: How old are you?
You: i'm slaveholder. 35 years
Stranger: What's a slaveholder?
You: mmm...
You: i have slave
Stranger: Ok
You: understand?
Stranger: do you have a farm?
Stranger: why do you have a slave?
Stranger: in America we don't have slaves, so I don't understand
You: yes, i have big farm
You: it's business
You: capital
Stranger: What do you have on your farm?
You: slaves and dogs
Stranger: a slave farm? do you raise people there to become slaves?
Stranger: where are your slaves from?
You: no, I use their work, and then them I kill
Stranger: oh
You: my slaves from iran and pakistan
Stranger: you kill them?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ?????
You: it's favourable business!
Stranger: OK.....Mmmmm
Stranger: gotta go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: fuck you american stupid! Allah Akbar!!!!!
Stranger: where ya from
Stranger: FUCK YOU!!!
Stranger: FUCK YOU TERRORIST PRICK!
Stranger: EAT AMERICAN DICK BITCH!
Stranger: SUCK ON THESE RICH ASS NUTS!!
Stranger: I'LL BLOW THIS WHOLE WORLD UP BITCH!!
Stranger: REP MY FUCKIN COUNTRY AND THE STATE OF TEXAS!
Stranger: CANT TOUCH THIS SHIT I'LL STAB YOUR ASS!
Stranger: SEMPER PHI BITCH MARINES TILL I DIE
Stranger: IM A FUCKIN SOLDIER
Stranger: CUT THROAT
Stranger: NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING BITCH ASS TERRORIST!
Stranger: YOUR GOIN TO HELL ANYWAYS MOTHA FUCKA AND ME AND MY SOLDIERS GONNA HELP SEND YOUR ASS THERE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Do you have msn?
You: fuck in russia no msn...no internet... no television
You: only bears
Stranger: .....
Stranger: How are you talking then?
You: i have email a gift from civilization
Stranger: Sure.....
Olga K: You: hi
Stranger: you're a jerk
You: haha
You: u too
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: whats new?
You: news? on TV dear
Stranger: haha ok? whats up then?
You: just d like a funny talk)
You: where u from?
Stranger: canada youself?
You: guess)
You: by my nearly perfect english
Stranger: uh, france?
You: frog-eaters?? nooo
Stranger: haha um, turkey?
You: muslims? fuck, no
Stranger: oh, italy?
You: pasta...i dont like it
Stranger: hmmm...greece?
You: greece a nice country but mine is more... evil
Stranger: america?
You: more evil!
Stranger: omg, is it in europe?
You: kinda))))
You: and kinda nooo
Stranger: wtf??? ummm ireland?
You: is ireland evil?
Stranger: no...
You: then...ok u need a promt
Stranger: yes pleasw

You: it was very evil in the past and now it is still evil though not so much
Stranger: ohh baby
Stranger: has msn
Stranger: ?
You: oooh my dear
You: noo only a book of theoretical grammar
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: haha, reaaly you never talk to guys?
You: im joking) but if i speak the re usually 15...where are men??
Stranger: where are the men? haha i don't know :P
You: they re watching bad films instead of talking with women online. My God. I shall leave internet and visit a bar
You: where u from?
Stranger: AMERICA!
Stranger: USA USA USA!
You: u sound like a patriot. r u?
Stranger: AMERICAN!
Stranger: SMASH!
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 17
Stranger: girl
Stranger: earth
You: 20 man
You: earth too
Stranger: great
You: think so
You: a hot chick?
Stranger: i dunno
You: I feel that in my bones)
Stranger: haha

You: really) I know what I say)
Stranger: ok i got to believe you then
You: yeaahh) Believe me) Are you from USA or where?)
Stranger: no
Stranger: finland
Stranger: you?
You: me- USA
Stranger: ok
You: Finland...the country of deer =) nice
Stranger: haha yeah
You: Do you have one?
Stranger: deer?
You: yeah
Stranger: raindeer?
You: mean that
Stranger: or is it reindeer
Stranger: anyway no
You: are you afraid of them?
Stranger: no
You: Strange you don't have) I heard that some Russians have little bears at home
Stranger: haha i don't think so..
You: really? Never been to Rus)
You: Rus is somewhere near u
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but most people don't own a deer some people just raise them like cows for meat
You: poor deer) they are eaten!
Stranger: yeah
You: you are a little deer-eater, babe
Stranger: haha

You: Do you live in Santa's village?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's about 200km away from here
You: are you in the capital?
Stranger: no
You: how is it called Melsink..Shmelsinki
Stranger: Helsinki

You: riight)
You: do u drink tea at 5?
Stranger: Noo
You: but u r an englishman
Stranger: What ure bra size
You: big enough for you)
You: what ur size haha?
Stranger: Size ??
You: yep))
You: not bra of course
Stranger: Funny wat ure size
You: big size)) all men ar watching me in the street
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 23 m us
Stranger: U?
You: 21 f europe
Stranger: Horny?
You: no. virgin
Stranger: whats ur country?
You: r u horny?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: y?
You: im an innocent girl
You: waiting for a husband
Stranger: I wanna be ur husband
Stranger: I wanna bang u
You: u need to ask my father
You: he decides
Stranger: Are U Turkish I heard of this tradditional them
You: noo i'm just a good girl
You: im blond
You: no turkish
Stranger: it doesnt matter where u from Im just curious
You: Finland
Stranger: Cool
You: will u be my husband?
Stranger: y not I love finnish and norway girls
You: everybody love us)
You: and russians also...
Stranger: I dont like so much if the girl arent so much for russian girls
Stranger: also finnish and norway
You: i didnt understand about russian...my english is not so good
Stranger: I mean if they arent so smart
You: we are all smart)
Stranger: it could be
Stranger: It depends
You: are u blond?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: my skin is very white
You: and hair?
Stranger: black
You: u r spanish?
Stranger: like a brunette

Stranger: nope
You: anglo-saxon?
Stranger: nope
You: who are u then))
Stranger: which nation likes sauna with u

You: every nation)
Stranger: I mean we have belongs to ourselves speical sauna
Stranger: like urs!
You: wow i cant guess...not turkish?
Stranger: yeah Turkish Probably ure gonna disconncet But I dont care.
You: but u asked me if im turkish))
Stranger: yeah I asked
Stranger: cus U said my marriage decide my father
Stranger: we have same thing
You: my father says its decent only in that case
Stranger: yea same I know
Stranger: If u wanna marry with a girl u have to ask her daddy
Stranger: thats why I asked uQ!
You: a girl should not meet with boys before wedding also..
You: my father prohibits me
You: i see boys only in films
Stranger: u ve gotta be kidding me
Stranger: ARe u sister ?
You: everybody say so..( im not kidding
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Are u sister in church?
You: but if turkish have the same why does it surprise u
You: no, my father says we need to reconstruct the old Finnish religion
Stranger: I got it
Stranger: listen that
Stranger: think about that
Stranger: i have a sister
Stranger: he can meet a boy with me
Stranger: I mean she has to talk when I am there
You: i understand)
Stranger: little differency
Stranger: but almost same
You: i can also meet boys when im out with my mother or brother
Stranger: yeah same thing
You: but my father doesnt like it when i talk to them
You: he says they all want only sex
Stranger:

Stranger: yeah besides if u re virgin
Stranger: We cant think without sex
Stranger: :P
You: being a virgin at my age is shameful((
Stranger: thats not like that
You: boys say virgins are freaks
Stranger: I respect u
Stranger: nope I dont think so
Stranger: Yea I wanna having sex with u
Stranger: But if u dont wanna do this
Stranger: I dont push u
Stranger: u re free
You: im not experienced
Stranger: about what?
You: about sex...
Stranger: every girl were like u be4 they fucked

You: did u have many girls?
Stranger: Nope I dont like that type pf things
Stranger: I would to be only one girl
You: thats great
Stranger: I guess u like movies
Stranger:

You: i haveno other entertainment
You: and internet)
Stranger: WoW
Stranger: thats kinda harsh
You: ( thats why i want to marry and leave my father
You: i want to live freely
Stranger:

Stranger: I see
Stranger: did u finish ur education?
You: yes...
Stranger: then u can marry
You: no decent men in neighbourhood father says
You: all half-women freaks)
Stranger: :P
Stranger: thats funny
You: thats sad...
Stranger: yea I know but also funny
You: ive had a pen-friend
You: he was russian and very nice
You: but father will never let me marry russian
Stranger: why?
You: we had wars with russians u know...
You: our grandfather was killed
Stranger: yeah right
You: he says they are evil
Stranger: ur father should read more books
You: haha)
Stranger: is this Keith? 15, England? it's really important. Don't say you are if you're not, it's not funny :'(
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Stranger: is that you thomas?
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You: hi
Stranger: boobs
Stranger: 18 m
You: 18 sm??
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Stranger: ik weet net het
You: speak normal language, im a stupid yankee
Stranger: why did you ask me if i spoke dutch then?
You: not dutch (buy new glasses) but DEUTSCH
You: ich lese Mein Kampf jetzt so will ich Deutsch sprechen
You: Soviet Union)) will u be my little communist?
Stranger: russia??
You: Russia 4ever
Stranger: ahah you got a pic?
You: no russians do not have photo cameras
Stranger: ok then bye fuck russia
You: gay
You: u?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 24
You: u?
Stranger: 16
You: have u had gay sex?
Stranger: hai!
You: heil
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You: are there many colorado bugs in colorado?
Stranger: NO! ^_^ They die in winter. and in spring and summer there aren't many.
You: omg, a lot of them in Estonia. eating our potatoes
Stranger: oh no!
You: yep)
You: all across Europe people damn colorado bugs
You: they think it was america's secrt plan to send bugs to europe
Stranger: asl
You: Strawberry, 20, Granny's garden
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Stranger: im male
Stranger: 19
Stranger: from north carolina
Stranger: but...
Stranger: a little horny
You: at 19?? go and make your hometask
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Stranger: where are you from?
You: im strawberry from granny's garden
You: i have wi fi in my seedbed
Stranger: and
Stranger: where is your seed bed
You: in granny's garden
Stranger: wanna go to your seed bed
Stranger: where stay de granny's garden
Stranger: the granny's garden
You: dunno ive never left my seedbed and dunno whats over the fence
Stranger: bitch
You: fucker
You: lalala
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hiiii
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: im going crazy today
You: 21 f
You: u?
You: u r sleeping?
You: afk i see
You: so
You: mmmmm
You: la la laaaa
You: omg
You: disconnect
You: im really crazy
You: cause im still here
You: pffff
You: lucky u r
You: im tired
Stranger: aaahhh!
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You: heil
Stranger: Hello
You: nice day isnt it?
Stranger: I suppose so
You: let me introduce myself - i'm lord Huntington of Manderley
You: and u?
You: hi
Stranger: heyyy
You: where r u from?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: london you?
You: arkhangelsk
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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: Im horny

You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Fuck off you silly paki
You: hi
Stranger: Heyy
You: ohh
Stranger: Asl?
You: 21 f
Stranger: Can I ask you a question?
You: m?
Stranger: Yea 23 m uk
You: cool
Stranger: Anyway can I ask you something?
You: ask
Stranger: Ok what does it feel like to be fingered?
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Arhh! Terrorist!!!!!!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Don't go for England! Fuck off after America again! Covered in c4
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Arrrrrhhhhhh!!!!! Fffffuuuuuccccckkkk heeeessdd going to blow us all up for some sheep to fuck!!
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
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Stranger: This might sound strange, but I think I know you Phillip.
You: Юстас, я добыл секретные документы!!!
Stranger: Rarg, blarghfu Moook sliikx.
You: noo that s not funny
Stranger: Blarg?
Stranger: Yip Yok
You: чо умный типа?
Stranger: Sak Sak Sak! Mikitun koolt Iortu mangani
You: учкудук три колодца
Stranger: Kaaanaan
You: дааааа?
Stranger: Maga?
You: Магамага
Stranger: Golski.
Ладно, вышла совсем не "парочка"))))
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Stranger: In my igllo.
Stranger: Igloo****
Stranger: Sorry
You: wow
Stranger: Typing is hard with frozen finers.
мой личный фаворит ))) Я тоже так развлекалась, хотя поначалу разговривала вполне серьёзно(!), потом уже раскусила что есть что.
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